A lot of behind-the-scenes technological wizardry going on around here this week, so I don’t have access to all my usual devices. The short story is that Windows sucks and I am leaving it forever, or at least until the world spins around a few times. This laptop came with Vista on it and as happens regularly, Vista has failed. So I am moving into a new world known as Ubuntu. Ubuntu! A Linux operating system, and I’ve already said more than I know what I’m talking about. So I leave it to my advisers, my wizards, my extensive team of programmers to save me from the horror that is Bill Gates and Windows. We shall return shortly.